He doesn’t even recognise himself anymore.
The alarm goes off at 6:00am, he hits snooze a few times to maximise rest, gets up, looks in the mirror and wonders what happened to his life. You know Donkey Kong means business because he wears a tie. I wouldn’t wanna clean his ball after he’s done spanking away his troubles each night.ģ.) Donkey Kong – Most Nintendo Titles EVER!!! Look at the anger on his face: the thick bottom lip permanent scowl. It’s no fun playing second Banana to some cocksure Clive, taking all the females and getting more than his fair share of bananas. Anyway, I can appreciate their uniqueness because they have big flashing lights on their head, looking like the most awesome emergency service that doesn’t exist.
Ape escape monkey suit ps3#
SPACE SUITS!Īnyway, in a rather lazy post, I’m going to compile a list of my ‘Top 5 Video Gaming Monkeys Ever!!!’įun fact: I’ve never played an Ape Escape game but I use one of these happy fellows as my PS3 avatar. Who can resist the charms of these hairy horrors? They wear red vests and space suits, for Christ’s sake. The overlooked zombie mode of Treyarch’s rather splendid shooter, has been given a much-needed injection of monkey, as this little critters storm across new map, Ascension.
Hang on, let’s get that right: space monkeys. It’ll probably leave you nothing but a penniless beggar, but it’s worth downloading the latest Call of Duty: Black Ops map pack, First Strike, for one reason: monkeys.
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